Baby Got Book

A Great parody on “Baby Got Back”.
from www.godtube.com posted with vodpod

HOW TO WRITE A TERM PAPER

Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.
Stop off at another floor on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If [...]

Jim Carrey doing David Caruso on David Letterman

I love CSI and I am a big Jim Carrey fan. So when I found this I had to post it.

Up in Smoke!

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against … get this … fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In [...]

No pun intended!

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind [...]

Special Hymns

The Dentist’s Hymn“Crown Him with Many Crowns”

The TV Weatherman’s Hymn“There Shall be Showers of Blessing”

The Contractor’s Hymn“The Church’s one Foundation”

The Tailor’s Hymn“Holy, Holy, Holy”

The Golfer’s Hymn“There is a Green Hill Far Away”

The Politician’s [...]

Memories

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.
One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”
The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The [...]

Bungee Jumping in Mexico

Bubba and Cooter decided to build a Bungee jumping tower in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to see if they could make them some money. After they got it set up, they noticed that the crowds gathered around but nobody was buying tickets.Bubba said to Cooter, “Maybe you should demonstrate it to them so they get [...]

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
Contaminate the entire auto [...]

3 Blondes defining "Easter"

Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
The blonde replies, “That’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are [...]